Waffles Are The Jerks Of Breakfast Time

“One of our testers started cursing out loud regarding waffles and their condescending desire to be like pancakes.” – The Trenches

waffles are jerks

You may want to laugh at this but it’s true. Waffles are one of the most condescending additions to a delicious breakfast. They hold syrup better than pancakes, they cook quicker than bacon, they have a better texture than eggs and they aren’t pulpy like orange juice. The madness never ends, waffles need to learn to shut up. They’re simply glorified pancakes with pock marks. There, I said it. Get on with your lives people. Honey is better than syrup at breakfast time anyway. It’s sweeter and is thick but not “too” thick.


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